Der Parasit, oder, die Kunst sein Glück zu machen by Schiller and Picard
Picture this: Paris, the early 1800s. A smooth-talker named Valère has a simple philosophy. He thinks the secret to wealth isn't hard work, but making yourself indispensable to the rich by feeding their egos. He calls it 'the art of making your fortune.' The play follows him as he worms his way into the home of a wealthy, gullible man named Monsieur Dervière.
The Story
Valère doesn't ask for a job. He just shows up and starts praising everything—Monsieur Dervière's terrible poetry, his wife's mediocre singing, his daughter's every whim. He becomes a 'yes-man' turned up to eleven, agreeing with everyone and creating little conflicts just so he can solve them. He plays the family members against each other, all while positioning himself as the only honest broker. The plot twists as his schemes get more elaborate, and you're left wondering if his web of flattery will finally snap or if he'll really pull it off and walk away with everything.
Why You Should Read It
What's amazing is how modern this feels. Valère isn't a villain; he's alarmingly likable. You almost root for him as he exposes how silly and vain his 'marks' are. The play isn't really about good vs. evil. It's a funny, uncomfortable mirror held up to human nature. It asks: if flattery works so well, who's really to blame—the flatterer or the person who craves it? The dialogue is snappy and full of wit that still lands today. It’s less a stuffy period piece and more a timeless study of social mechanics.
Final Verdict
This is a perfect pick for anyone who loves clever dialogue, historical comedy, or stories about cunning underdogs. If you're a fan of Oscar Wilde's plays or enjoy shows about schemers (think 'Dangerous Liaisons' or even a classic episode of 'The Simpsons' where Sideshow Bob tries to take over), you'll get a kick out of this. It's a short, smart, and genuinely entertaining look at the oldest profession in the book: telling people what they want to hear.
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Mary Brown
1 year agoAs someone who reads a lot, the content flows smoothly from one chapter to the next. Truly inspiring.
Anthony Davis
1 year agoI was skeptical at first, but it challenges the reader's perspective in an intellectual way. I couldn't put it down.
Mary Torres
1 year agoHaving read this twice, the pacing is just right, keeping you engaged. Definitely a 5-star read.